Hate Mail File #1: Messages ordered in chronological order and are undoctored.
Messages recorded from a myspace conversation I had with someone.
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From: your mom
Date: Sep 26, 2006 3:26 PM
what the fuck!!!
you fucking retard/nerd/geek fat ass milk-dud-eating son of a bitch you have got to be one of the fucking stupidest person/people ive ever met! you fucking retard
you fucking spelled led zeppelin and def leppard wrong! what the fuck is wrong with you.
oh yeah you can spell death cab for cutie right but you cant fucking spell led zeppelin or def leppard
what the fuck is wrong with you
you cunt-sucking son of a bitch!
are you fucking retarted
def lepord and led zeplin what the fuck
def leppard is even spelled the way leppard is supposed to be spelled
i bet you dont even have a def leppard or led zeppelin cd nooooooooo you have to get all your music from cock-sucking limewire or napster or whatever the fuck
even if you do have a led zeppelin or def leppard album that make you more of fucking retard you stupid piece of shit
guess what you know what im going to do to you................. nothing absolutely nothing but ill give you some advice
go back to school, get some spelling lessons and go suck a fat cock you son of a bitch
ttyl
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From: DABontv Games
Date: Sep 26, 2006 3:42 PM
Well, interesting comment. Leopard (the animal) is actually spelt leopard, so sorry to tell you that. You also have grammar problems, like cant, is not a word, but of course can't is. Funny how ignorant some people are on myspace. Also, as you can see I like a lot of music and I made that list on the fly because I have a limited schedule.
"i bet you dont even have a def leppard or led zeppelin cd nooooooooo you have to get all your music from cock-sucking limewire or napster or whatever the fuck
even if you do have a led zeppelin or def leppard album that make you more of fucking retard you stupid piece of shit"
please reread that and ask yourself if that makes any sense what so ever. Luckily I'm still in school! On my schools newspaper staff actually and I haven't had any complaints.
Thanks for bringing this to my attention! I'm not going to change it because I know this will make you mad.
!!! Have a good day !!! No need to get mad !!!
PS (Postscript) Those games on my profile are made by me! Check them out and tell me what you think. If you find any spelling errors please let me know.
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From: your mom
Date: Sep 26, 2006 3:46 PM
your a fucking retard
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From: DABontv Games
Date: Sep 26, 2006 4:48 PM
What's your reasoning? I think you're just bored.
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From: your mom
Date: Sep 27, 2006 4:27 PM
your a real dumbass for typing back to me
my reasoning for the fact that you are a fucking retard is that Leppard is supposed to be spelled like that.
the band is not talking about leopards you fucking shit-head. though i did spell "can't" wrong numberous amounts of times, i ALWAYS take the time to respect the legends (Led Zeppelin) over the new, loser, one-hit-wonder band you stupid fuck-for-brains. yes i have reread what i had said and it make sense but i dont think it does to you because your still in school, and apparently from the way you spell and the all-around cock-sucking bitch you are, i would say your in... hmm... 3rd grade. good job making those games you 8 year old ass wipe.
"Thanks for bringing this to my attention! I'm not going to change it because I know this will make you mad.
!!! Have a good day !!! No need to get mad !!!"
you say my letter doesn't make sense, you are the dumbest fuck ive ever met! you wont change it to make me mad but i should have a good day and not get mad? oh and im not a retard like you, i know what PS stands for.
you say im bored, i should be telling you that. all you do is sit on your fat ass everyday and make video games. go fucking get a life or go outside and lose some weight for fucking christs sake. i also have plenty of friends and i have actually met them in person, unlike you, you dumb fuck. im sure all your friends are people youve met on the internet and never met in your life. are you a child molester? i bet you where jacking-off when you wrote me that little message. thats probabley why you have a "limited schedule" 50% of you time is jacking-off 25% is playing/making video games 25% is shoving food down your throat. So fuck you, you stupid little bitch.
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From: DABontv Games
Date: Sep 28, 2006 9:38 PM
Go back to school and find out why you shouldn't use logical fallacies such as ignoratio elenchi and argumentum ad ignorantiam.
Once you learn how to carry on a logical debate please reply in a mature fashion so you don't waste any more of my time.
Thanks!
PS (I obviously know what PS means, seeing as how I put postscript):
1. According to your reasoning I don't sleep.
2. "def leppard is even spelled the way leppard is supposed to be spelled" Wait what? Leppard isn't a word, try that again.
3. Really, reread what you said "i bet you dont even have a def leppard or led zeppelin cd nooooooooo you have to get all your music from cock-sucking limewire or napster or whatever the fuck
even if you do have a led zeppelin or def leppard album that make you more of fucking retard you stupid piece of shit"
That doesn't make any sense! If I download it I'm a piece of shit, but If I own one that I bought I'm an even bigger piece of shit!!! Wow, you're clever.
I'm guessing you qualify for one of the above statements, so you sir, are a piece of shit (according to you're own reasoning.)